fredag 16. januar 2009

Gandhi ate hotdogs.

I'll return to English on this post. Enjoy.

This time I'll talk 'bout politics. I'll say the most well know politicans are:
George "Wacked" Bush, Gandhi, John "Fucked" Kennedy, Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama.

Allright. I just learned that Mr. Oabam's middle name is Hussein. This made me let out one of my well placed snorts. The President of the United States of America has the same name as Sadam Hussein. Now this isn't a negative thing, I just found it a little funny. I belive Obama is going to be a great president! Although the assassination attempts might increase, if not drasticly, maybe significantly

I like Gandhi. He was a peaceful brute! Took the British Arses (no offence), and the Queen/Empress of India (please take in to account, please do, that she never set a FOOT in India), and ate them! He ate them for breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner AND dessert. People from the west are similiar to hot dogs. We have too much fat, are stuffed with God (save the queen) knows what, are brown on the outside with occasional tan lines, pink on the inside, and we have several similarities with pigs. So that was what Gandhi did. He ate hotdogs!
Now to visit George "Wacked" Bush, which was resently suceeded by Barack Hussein Obama II. George was Governor of Texas, some years back. And, well, that says it all! Doesn't it? 'Cause if you are sentenced to Goverment Annihilation in Texas; They hit you with a brick, in the back of the head. But Bush had his ways. He fought terror by attacking Iraq and Afghanistan, and not the terrorgroups that actually preformed the acts. After 9/11 he set up cameras which had a little guideline on it's side saying "I will snoop on you where ever you are with my infra-red scope! And it weill be recored to! And put on Corporate Tube!(alias YouTube)" Which Bush ment was necessary (This is also know as the "USA PATRIOT Act").


He also let all plumbers, carpenters, or other people that make their living off fixing peoples ideal homes, to have their very own Secret Service badge, which he hoped would make them swear their legiance to him and report suspicious activity (Also known as "Operation TIPS").


The worst thing Mister "Wacked" wanted to, but didn't succeed with, was to oppose efforts to repeal the criminal prohibition on "homosexual conduct", which generally means; If you have sex with your own sex, it will cost you 500$. This was something he took from his time in Texas. What a great president he was. I will say he was succeeded by Sarah Palin.

2 kommentarer:

Marte Barte Cheesaksen sa...

politics, know nothing about it, but i like obama anyway :D

Anonym sa...

George W. Bush: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we"

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